Mr. Job Interviewer sits at a desk looking over a resume.

Mr. Job Interviewer:(pressing intercom button) Miss Snatchwhistle please send in the next applicant.

Mr. Zombie enters wearing a dirty tattered suit and is clearly suffering from rigor mortis. His walk is stiff but deliberate.

Mr. Job Interviewer: Good afternoon Mr. Zombie, I'm Mr. Job Interviewer.

They shake hands.

Mr. Job Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Coffee? Water? Red Bull?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer:(to intercom) Miss Snatchwhistle please bring in a couple of Red Bulls, thank you. I've been looking over your resume and I must admit that I'm impressed. What has made you want to leave your current position?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer: And your greatest strength?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer: Can you describe the qualities you think a good boss possesses?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer: What attracts you to this company?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer: Why are you the right person for this job?

Mr. Zombie: Brains!

Mr. Job Interviewer: Congratulations Mr. Zombie, the job is yours.

Mr. Zombie: Hey thanks.

THE END