Hello my name is Jason Fever and I'm a comedian. Today I am going to show you how easy it is to be super-hilarious without coming off as "super-hilarious." Why super-hilarious as opposed to hilarious ordinaire? Anyone can master the art of super-hilariousness and be as super-hilarious as, say Jason Fever for example...oh wait, uh...you will be super-hilarious as long as you believe in your heart that you are super-hilarious. Ahem. The best way to tell a joke is to start off by saying some stuff that isn't funny and then a little more unfunny shit. All super-hilarious jokes have what I like to refer to as the "Dancing Pig" structure. The "Dancing Pig" structure works like this:

1. Dancing Pig
2. Dancing Pig
3. Heroin Overdose

I bet you did not see "Heroin Overdose" coming, did you? If I had called the super-hilarious joke structure "Heroin Overdose", you would not have been surprised. Heroin Overdose is the punchline and Dancing Pig is the set-up. Or is Heroin Overdose the set-up and Dancing Pig is the...um...the thing that causes involuntary laughter...the...uh, lemme think here...you know what I'm talking about? Are heroin overdoses funny? I would have to say yes because heroin addicts are obviously weak people and who better to kick around and make fun of than the weak? Am I right or am I right? One of my favorite celebrities is Professor Stephen Hawking and one of my favorite things to do is make fun of him. What is he going to do? Kick my ass? Ha-ha, that's a laugh. You see, he is a weak person and therefore an easy target for super-hilarity.
Man, I kill me! I am totally super-hilarious!